dragonmaster0430:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

there are two kinds of people

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5 hours ago

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jamesstruttingpotter:

does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into

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5 hours ago

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6 hours ago

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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6 hours ago

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thebhoywiththearabstrap:

My daft wee sister was staying with me last night, and this morning she went and broke all the eggs in my kitchen. She should have just stuck to cereal, because that’s all women can cope with, according to Better Together.

YouYesYet?

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6 hours ago

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imawanchor:

i wouldn’t even want to see this face on my worst enemies 

image

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awwww-cute:

This fawn and bobcat were found in an office together, cuddling under a desk after a forest fire

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6 hours ago

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presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

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6 hours ago

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b0nk3rz:

sighcum:

I would like a dick taco

I love how she got mad then laughed haha

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6 hours ago

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oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

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6 hours ago

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otherchrises:

Yes means…

The latest campaign advert from Yes Scotland.

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6 hours ago

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beartier:

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Are Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

so close

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6 hours ago

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yesscotland:

The momentum is with Yes.

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#indyref #voteYes http://ift.tt/XWETSK

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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6 hours ago

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anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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6 hours ago

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