sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations
David Bowie doesn’t have this problem
"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."
- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.
"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS
I’m currently freaking out a bit. I am homesick, I miss my cat, my room is right next to the kitchen where everyone is partying, I want to sleep, I did something really stupid (but it failed because I didn’t have the right thing), I’m lonely, I feel sick.
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS
JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER
clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community
when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink
That feeling is like what being born must be like. Except you’ve got context. Because, honestly, dead, everything up until then was fear. Everything. Even when I was alive. Just different levels of fear. And then it’s gone.