Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school
that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless
looks like we found ourselves a nerd
looks like we found someone capable of basic math
how is that basic math
this is basic math
I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?
Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:
And also Tony Stark
Aww, thank you so much.
That really sucks, it must have really hurt, I’m sorry.
ah yes, its almost halloween.
it is september, this is not ok
This is not okay during Any month of the year.
he got so into it his hand fell off
this offends me
Me in the after life.
I’ve answered them all now!
1. Last kiss: Some weird creep I met at a night club on freshers week.
2. Last phone call: My mum, like 20 minutes ago
3. Last text message: A friend telling her I wouldn’t be able to go out tonight.
4. Last song you listened to: A Tout La Monde - Megadeth, or The Game - The Levellers
5. Last time you cried: Last week but I’ll probably cry again tonight.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Never even dated someone once.
7. Been cheated on: See above
8. Self harmed: Yes, numerous times
9. Lost someone special: Yes
10. Been depressed: Well, not diagnosed or anything but I do think I might be suffering from some kind of depression
11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes, but not since May at least
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex: Yeah, not fun
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?: Only one
15. Made a new friend: I hope so
17. Laughed until you cried: Yes
18. Met someone who changed you: Yeah, probably
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Nope
26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went out for drinks at a local bar with friends
27. What time did you wake up today: 10am?
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My birthday, or the next time I go home.
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time: Weekend, I only have one brother
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: EVERYTHING!
32. What are you listening to right now: Hundred Reasons
33. When is the last time you had sex? Two weeks ago, first and it was not fun at all
34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now: Virtually everyone, mainly myself though
35. Most visited webpage: Uni webpage probably
36. Favorite colour: Green or grey
37. Nicknames: Don’t have any
38. Relationship Status: Single and very miserable about it
39. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
40. Male or female: Female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color: Either green, grey or blue
46. Height: 5”6’
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes, but he is now with the girl he hooked up with at the weekend
48. What do you like about yourself: Virtually nothing
49. Piercings: Just ears
50. Tattoos: Nope
51. Righty or lefty: Righty!
53. First piercing: Just ears
54. First best friend: I think it was my friend Isla
55. First hookup: Weird person from ages ago
56. First Bestfriend: Again, Isla
59. Eating: Nothing
60. Drinking: Orange juice
61. I’m about to: Head to sleep, if people quiet down
62. Listening to: Proclaimers
63. Waiting for: Something good to happen in my life
64. Want kids? Yeah, maybe
65. Get married? I don’t really know to be honest
66. Career: Again, I don’t know but hopefully something linked to my degree if I complete it
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger:Preferably same age but either would be okay
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arms
73. Sensitive or loud: Either
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: Yes, only strangers and it SUCKS!!!!!!!
77. Drank hard liquor: Yeah
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope
79. Had sex: Yes
80. Broken someone’s heart: No
82. Been arrested: No
83. Turned someone down: No
84. Cried when someone died: Yes
85. Fallen for a friend: No
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Not really
87. Miracles: No
88. Love at first sight: No
89. Heaven: No
90. Santa Clause: No
91. Kiss on the first date: Depends
92. Angels: No
93. How would you label yourself? I don’t really know
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For: never prayed before
95. Did you sing today: I am currently singing Shinedown
96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About: Never had an ex before
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: 100 years in the past
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For: Pure happiness
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? FUCK YES
100. Do you like the way you look? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
Imagine person A of your otp wins an award, and person B is standing in the crowd beaming with pride
I don’t really have to imagine this one.
neither do i
I think the Merlin-fandom wins this one…
is that a fucking tear in Bradley’s eye???
that’s a fucking tear in his eye