youcantcancelquidditch:

judgethelieyoulivein:

punkrockprincex:

sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations 

David Bowie doesn’t have this problem

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(Source: andragonyremade, via randomsparre)

1 minute ago

263,051 notes

adawninglight:

micdotcom:

Yup.

Bra-fucking-vo.

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4 minutes ago

2,228 notes

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via capn-stan)

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

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5 minutes ago

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10 minutes ago

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axbitofboth:

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS

(Source: marvelonly, via capn-stan)

I’m currently freaking out a bit. I am homesick, I miss my cat, my room is right next to the kitchen where everyone is partying, I want to sleep, I did something really stupid (but it failed because I didn’t have the right thing), I’m lonely, I feel sick.

punchbuggydragon:

sirskullreed:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS

JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER JOKER

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10 hours ago

49,489 notes

sherlockspeare:

Adorableness overload (X)

(via smerchfanatic)

tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

(via ambrena)

lokisspy:

what a deal

(via sebastianbaestan)

16 hours ago

61,913 notes

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

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17 hours ago

30,713 notes

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17 hours ago

19,356 notes

sherlockspeare:

(X)

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18 hours ago

116,181 notes

That feeling is like what being born must be like. Except you’ve got context. Because, honestly, dead, everything up until then was fear. Everything. Even when I was alive. Just different levels of fear. And then it’s gone.

(Source: nalle, via fredweaslyliveson)